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In a new gallery compiled by BoredPanda, singletons have shared their very witty dating profiles. This man was sick of having his mother as his plus one, and had pictured to prove it. Tatjana's love of upbeat 80s music is a stark contrast from her dark sense of humour. Alexa poked fun at the fact that she shares her name with a certain virtual assistant. Jesse used the photo feed on his Tinder profile to provide a rather disturbing strip tease before ending on his obituary.

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